Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
My dog used to chase people on a bike. It got so bad, I had to take his bike away.
Why are ghosts always bad liars? Because you can see right through them.
What would you call someone with just a nose and no body? Nobody knows.
Why do bees hum? Because they can never remember the words.
Never tell your secrets in a cornfield. There are too many ears.
You must agree, the shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
I wouldn't say that my ceiling is the best, but it's up there.
If you need an ark, I Noah guy.
Never give up on your dreams. Stay in bed and sleep on.
The rotation of the earth really makes my day.