Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
Why is a bra singular and panties plural?
I'm in shape. Round is a shape, isn't it?
Constipated people don't give a crap.
I want to live forever. So far, so good.
Is it bad luck to be superstitious?
No one's listening until you fart.
Only dead fish go with the flow.
I was amused to read the epitaph on the late dentist's gravestone. It read "He's now filling his last cavity."
I told my suitcase there will be no vacation this year. Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage.