Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
My son put together a PowerPoint presentation about why we should go to the waterpark this weekend. It had several slides.
Be the light you wish to see in the world.
Born to dilly dally, forced to pickup the pace.
That sounds like a you problem.
Oh look, another opinion I didn't ask for.
Please cancel my subscription to your issues.
I'll get over it. I just need to be dramatic first.
One day I am going to make onions cry.
My flabbers have been gasted.
If Life gives you lemons, add vodka.