Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Nothing ruins Friday more than realizing it's only Wednesday.

My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.

Telling yourself 'I'll remember that' instead of writing it down. You won't remember that.

My work routine: Coffee, existential crisis, lunch, existential crisis, home.

I'm one bad meeting away from becoming a park ranger.

I'm not quiet quitting. I'm loud staying and silently screaming.

I schedule meetings to recover from my meetings.

That one friend who says 'we should hang out more' but never initiates plans.

Today's work mood: Loading...

I don't have imposter syndrome. I have 'I'm genuinely unqualified' syndrome.