Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
Facebook marketplace is proof that people will try to sell literally anything.
Facebook relationship status options should include 'it's complicated and I don't want to talk about it.'
Posted a life update and my third cousin twice removed commented 'praying for you sweetie' on what was clearly a joke.
I'm not ignoring you. I'm giving you time to reflect on what you just said.
I don't have an attitude. I have a personality you can't handle.
I don't go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
Nothing travels faster than light except your aunt sharing an unverified health article on Facebook.
Marketplace listing: Slightly haunted dresser, $40 OBO. No lowballers, I know what I have.
My mom tags me in every post about vitamins and healthy eating like I asked for a nutritionist.
If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel by now.