Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?
Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
I finally realized people are prisoners of their phones... that's why it's called a cell phone.
The road to success is always under construction.
The only running I do is running out of patience.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
If life gives you lemons, at least you won't get scurvy.
The bags under my eyes are designer.
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.
Don't let your printer know you are in a hurry. They smell fear.