Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
If a fence joins the union and strikes... is that picketing?
People who say the glass is half full or half empty really don't get it. The glass is refillable.
I grew up living paycheck to paycheck, but through hard work and perseverance, I now live direct deposit to direct deposit.
A new study shows that taller people sleep longer in bed.
A duck is about to cross the road. A chicken shouts "don't do it, you'll never hear the end of it !!".
90% of all the things I worry about never happen. Worrying works!
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries and Eminem. I call it my trail mix.
I found stir-fry on my bed this morning. I must have been sleep wokking again.
I was going to put on a sock puppet show, but I got cold feet.